- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Life is an elephant, get married.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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