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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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