This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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