- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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