- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock who's there no one

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Women's rights

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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