Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Pen15

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