John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Penis.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Anti Joke

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