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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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The BCS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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