- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

The BCS

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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