Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Jesus was a good guy

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Anti Joke

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