- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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