A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What happened to Liam? He Died.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

You know what sucks? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

thumb_up thumb_down -31

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the chicken cross the road?

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Canada AYY

thumb_up thumb_down -37

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops