How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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...............................................................hi

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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