What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Jason Connor.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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