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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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