Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Jerry.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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NASCAR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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