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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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