What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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