What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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