- Anti Joke

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Your mama's so fat.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.