Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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