- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Hitler

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??