- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock knock --Come in.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

I enjoy anal.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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