What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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The Colts this year.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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