- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

An English man walks into a pub.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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