knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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