Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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ginger

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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oooh look a banshee

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Anti Joke

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