A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

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