Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Dogs

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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I am a nigger.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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