how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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