- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

mark is mark

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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