Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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