- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

my shift key is broken1

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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