- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

An English man walks into a pub.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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