Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Anti Joke

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