- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Woman.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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