Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A Irish man walks our of a bar

You are Nerochan right?

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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