How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Matt is not funny.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Women.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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