knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Jaden McMichael

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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