Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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