- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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