Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Stephen Walking.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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