- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

i cant think of one.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What did the man without a tongue say...

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

You're Adopted.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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