Why did the book disappear?

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GINGER PEOPLE

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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This is a joke

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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colby doesnt shave

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