Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

A young baby died.

The Holocaust.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Anti Joke

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