Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Mike tyson

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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