Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Two english guys meet at work

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Womens' Rights

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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