why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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#Hanging Degus

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

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