- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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