What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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