Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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