what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Your existance.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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