Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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She said no

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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