A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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