Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Anti Joke

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