- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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