poop is very very yummy.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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your mum

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What did I do last night?work

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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