- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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