What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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