Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Worst joke ever

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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