why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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