YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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a man is running away

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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TOBUSCUS

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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