- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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