Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

I can't see my forehead

Woman Rights

Mike tyson

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

TIMMAH!

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Anti Joke

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