Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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you and your family will die tonight

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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heat!

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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