Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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People Order Our Patties

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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