Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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fruit salad?

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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