- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Why is pi? Because circles.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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