knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Dylan is a person

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why is pi? Because circles.

Dogs in my home.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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