You know what sucks? Yes.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Penis.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Canada AYY

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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