What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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whats a dick a dick

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Anti Joke

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