The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Men's Sports

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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