What did the children in India eat for dinner?

How did the girl die? 25.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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