If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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