Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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knock knock who's there aids

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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