- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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