-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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raisin boogers

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Shut the cork up!

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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your mom

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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