What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Penis.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Canada AYY

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

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