What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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the WNBA

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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