- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Women's rights.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

The Holocaust.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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