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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Billy Cundiff.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Life is an elephant, get married.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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