- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats long and green? weed

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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