Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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