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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

knock knock ... no one was in

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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