What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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