- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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