Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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