Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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