- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

A homosexual walks into a church

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

roses are red, violets are blue.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

This is not an anti joke.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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