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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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black guy graduating high school

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Hi

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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