- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

She said no

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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