Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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GONNA

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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black guy graduating high school

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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