What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Penis

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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