- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

A women president

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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