- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

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