Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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