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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

ass in my face ? no

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Your mama's so fat.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

GONNA

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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