:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

eloise dey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

guess what what that wasnt it

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

4-4-2

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

i saw your mom, i said hi

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Fiats

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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