- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

I have Alzheimer. What?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

An atheist walks into a church

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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