A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Obamacare haters

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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whats 2+2? 4

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Knock, Knock Come in

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