Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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whats 2+2? math.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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