Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Civil Rights.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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These Jokes suck.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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knock knock get lost!

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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