- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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