Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Iggy Azalea

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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this is not a joke

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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