- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

how now brown cow. WTF.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Kelly Clarkson

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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