- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

i like pie.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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