why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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WNBA

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Worst joke ever

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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