- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Women's rights

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Land Rovers

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

my friend is gay hes gay

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