What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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