- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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roses are black violets are black im blind

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Hi

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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