Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Penisland

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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