What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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