What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Iggy Azalea

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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