- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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