- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

A pedophile walks into a daycare

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Sophie Cameron is Gay

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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