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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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