What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Women.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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