Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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matty russel are you on here

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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