The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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your mum

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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