- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What is a chair?

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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