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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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