Colby Michael Schluter

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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