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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

ass in my face ? no

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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