You are Nerochan right?

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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