- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Turn around.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

women's rights.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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