What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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