Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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involved parents.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Butt Sex.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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