- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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