- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

pickle juice?

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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