Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Jersey Shore

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Woman's rights.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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mark is mark

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Land Rovers

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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