Spell: “This word”

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Mitt Romney.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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