A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Jews

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69

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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