- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

woman's rights

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

whats black? a black man

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Alex Eggbert

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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