- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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