- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

i dont like attention whores lol

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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