Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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