Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why? Whats wrong?

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Badgers are cool

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

your father died

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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