- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

That's not what she said.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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