A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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