- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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