What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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kiss me?

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Tell you something funny.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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