Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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involved parents.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Butt Sex.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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poop is very very yummy.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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