- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.