Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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miley cyrus

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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im black

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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