- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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