What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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