- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

How old is your mom? Old.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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