How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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