matt f stupid because no one likes him

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why? Whats wrong?

I ponder

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

WNBA

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Look how far I can kick this bucket

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

miley cyrus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

raping black women

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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